Carnivore!

I’ve decided to become one. I am SO tired of dealing with measly vegetarian options and having to tip-toe my way through buffet dinners, trying to find something I can actually eat. I am gonna go home tonight, get myself a mongo piece of Prime Rib or maybe a T-Bone steak and gnaw myself a nice hunk of meat off the bone. Mmm… Can’t wait!

Yeah right… April Fools!