Will be the recipient of a THE NEXT FOOD NETWORK STAR prize package!
All you need to do is add a comment to this post and tell me why you think you deserve the package (see below) more than some other Joe Shmoe.
This contest will run from right now until midnight on June 2nd (this Monday).
Hurry up and convince me!!!! The more creative, the better… and nothing nasty please.
The prize package includes:
Season four of The Next Food Network Star premiers Sunday night (6/1) at 10pm.
Why?
Because I often fantasize about Yelena from Ace of Cakes covered in nothing but buttercream frosting
Because unlike Paul McCullough I know that plum tomatoes come from San Marzano, not Plummy. Idiot.
Because I have the good judgment to avoid watching anything starring Sandra Lee.
Because I think I could kick Bobby Flay’s ass in a Sangria throwdown.
Because I covet Mario Batali’s orange Crocs.
Because I once watched The Barefoot Contessa on Valium.
Because I’d eat a warm tripe and haggis wrap if served by Giada De Laurentiis.
Because Alton Brown appeals to my geek/chef sensibilities.
Because I need something to overcome my grief since The Gourmet Next Door was canceled.
Because I watched every Chefography during the holidays. I know, sad.
Because I do a frighteningly good Paula Deen imitation.
Because Jag and I were both in the Marines and served together in Afghanistan. Okay, we both lied.
Because I didn’t like Rachel Ray even before she was exposed as a Jihadist.
Well Karl, not only do you have a great answer… but you are also the only person to respond so far.
Folks… if you want this, you need to post by TOMORROW!!!!!
Oh, and Karl… I HATE RACHEL RAY.
Give it to Karl as I not only don’t like RR or Sandra Lee I don’t like the Food Network either, but I do agree about Giada.
And I did serve in the Vietnam War, of course it was at the Paris Peace talks on civilian status, Thank you Army.
Tough competition:
I love Bobby Flay’s recipes and have been to his restaurant in New York City and it is fabulous. Plus I need some new tshirts for the summer. I deserve this prize for it would make my husband want to cook/grill more often! (So I can shop for clothes that don’t have a logo on it).
About Rachel Ray-annoying she loves every place she eats out at, but her magazine is cute.
Thanks everybody! I will be announcing the winner tomorrow…